Look, I’m sorry. But it’s not like I’m not going to write an article about a poop game at this point. I’m too deep in. There’s no turding back now. I just have to grin and bear it. I mean, I know it’s a crap shoot, but as long as this disgusting streak of shitty games keep flowing from the indie community, it’s going to be my doody to plop the scoop into your lap. *Takes bow*

The newest addition to the recent line of feces-related Kickstarters (here and here) is called Freedom Poopie and is coming out of developer Electroplasmatic Games of Barcelona. Freedom Poopie is a platformer starring a turd who wants to be free from the sewers. Or something. And if you thought it couldn’t get any grosser, the protagonist seems to have an eyeball lodged in the center of his pile. For seeing of course!

Here’s their Kickstarter page, and the trailer is below.