With examples like the perpetual dad penis-viewability present in Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 on the horizon, and the in-your-face 8-bit ass present in this week’s gayest Kickstarter offering Gayway, it seems that the pixel art form is finally growing up. Either that or it’s becoming even more immature, which might be the case with Crazy Pixel Streaker, which is currently looking for support on Greenlight.
In the trailer for Crazy Pixel Streaker, the developers chose a decidedly PG definition for the act of streaking which includes the stipulation of being half-naked. And following that definition, the little 8-bit rascals playable in CPS run around in their underwear upon an active playing field and try to survive as long as possible. Now I don’t know about you, but if I saw a group of people “streaking” around a soccer field in their boxers, and the people around me happened to start chanting “WEAK! WEAK! WEAK!” at the self-described streakers, I think that I might highly consider joining in, if you know what I mean. (He’s trying to say that a game where people streak in their underwear is weak — Captain Obvious)
But theme choices aside, Crazy Pixel Streaker looks like it might be a fun game. And there is a demo available now, so we can all find out very soon if we so chose. But maybe we should still try going to the comments section of their Greenlight page to convince them that children do not play games on Steam, and no twenty or thirty-somethings are going to be offended if there are one-inch-tall pixelated nudists running around in a game that is supposed to be about streaking to begin with.
So what do you think? Is it streaking, or no?